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		<title>How NOT to expedite probate in Florida.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2007 00:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DADE CITY &#8212; Sheila Morgan led a hard, but straight, life before she landed in jail in March. Thatâ€™s when authorities say she stole a court seal and forged a judgeâ€™s signature to speed up the paperwork on a $15,000 inheritance. She had never been arrested in Florida before.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="entry-body">DADE CITY &#8212; Sheila Morgan led a hard, but straight, life before she landed in jail in March. Thatâ€™s when authorities say she stole a court seal and forged a judgeâ€™s signature to speed up the paperwork on a $15,000 inheritance. She had never been arrested in Florida before.</p>
<p>Details of her curious crime came to light today in court, when Morgan, 48, pleaded guilty to several charges and was sentenced to four yearsâ€™ probation.</p>
<p>Her apparent motive: drugs.</p>
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<p>Circuit Judge Pat Siracusa approved the probation sentence Morganâ€™s public defender had worked out with prosecutors. But he urged her to add drug treatment to her punishment.</p>
<p>â€œI want to make sure that youâ€™re addressing what brought you here in the first place,â€ Siracusa told her. He read a letter from Morganâ€™s daughter describing Morganâ€™s childhood of sexual abuse followed by a lifelong drug addiction.</p>
<p>â€œAll my life I canâ€™t think of a time that she has been completely clean,â€ wrote Lisa Adams, who lives in Louisiana.</p>
<p>Morgan, who sat hunched over in court and cried at times, agreed to the treatment. Dade City police said Morgan was the sole beneficiary when her mother died in February. She stood to inherit $15,159 and a house.</p>
<p>To expedite the probate process, authorities say, on March 7 she photocopied the signature of Pasco County Judge William Sestak onto a document releasing the funds and stole a court clerk seal to make it look more official. Then she tried to pass the document as real at a local bank.</p>
<p>Sestak, who doesnâ€™t routinely sign probate documents, said heâ€™s never had anyone try anything like this. â€œIt looked good,â€ he said of the signature. â€œIt looked like it fit right there.â€</p>
<p>A restitution hearing will be scheduled if the two sides canâ€™t agree on an amount Morgan must pay back. Jason Bavol, her public defender, said itâ€™s a moot point because the money Morgan stole belonged to her.</p>
<p>â€œIn a sense, she took money from herself,â€ he said. Siracusa left open the possibility of reducing her sentence to two yearsâ€™ probation if she can pay the restitution off quickly. He left her with one final warning: â€œYou canâ€™t do anything like that ever again, okay?â€</p>
<p>&#8211; Molly Moorhead, Times staff writer</p>
<p>source:Â  <a href="http://blogs.tampabay.com/breakingnews/2007/07/rush-to-inherit.html" target="_blank">http://blogs.tampabay.com/breakingnews/2007/07/rush-to-inherit.html</a></p>


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		<title>Till death do they part . . . A man and his dog!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 03:27:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Memphis, Tennessee man died intestate, leaving a $2 million dollar estate behind, but the most heated &#8220;personal property&#8221; dispute in his probate estate was  his trusty golden retriever, Alex.
Seems the fight may have been more about bickering beneficiaries.
Read the rest of the story here. (May 8, 2007, Associated Press &#8211; as seen freep.com, [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A Memphis, Tennessee man died intestate, leaving a $2 million dollar estate behind, but the most heated &#8220;personal property&#8221; dispute in his probate estate was  his trusty golden retriever, Alex.</p>
<p>Seems the fight may have been more about bickering beneficiaries.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070508/FEATURES10/70508061/1188" target="_blank">Read the rest of the story here.</a> (May 8, 2007, Associated Press &#8211; as seen freep.com, Detroit Free Press)</p>


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		<title>â€œWe can help! Our team of experts will guarantee that you pass away in 2010 and avoid federal estate tax.â€</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2007 20:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Estate Taxes Flummox Planners
Uncertain Future Fuels Trust Boom; Repeal Odds Wane
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WALL STREET JOURNAL
April 5, 2007; Page D2
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Gallows humor about estate taxes â€” like this Internet spoof â€” is in vogue these days because changes [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Estate Taxes Flummox Planners<br />
Uncertain Future Fuels Trust Boom; Repeal Odds Wane</p>
<p>By ARDEN DALE<br />
WALL STREET JOURNAL<br />
April 5, 2007; Page D2</p>
<p><strong>â€œWe can help! Our team of experts will guarantee that you pass away in 2010 and avoid federal estate tax.â€</strong></p>
<p><img width="194" height="259" align="right" id="image9" src="http://weprobateflorida.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/Grim%20Reaper%20Bell%20%281%29.jpg" />Gallows humor about estate taxes â€” like this Internet spoof â€” is in vogue these days because changes in the so-called death tax have left even savvy financial planners puzzled. And hope of a total repeal is now dim because of the shift in power to Democrats in Congress.</p>
<p><span id="more-10"></span>â€œBy far the most important estate-planning issue faced by clients and planners alike is the future of the federal estate tax,â€ said Jeffrey A. Baskies, a partner in the Fort Lauderdale, Fla., office of law firm Ruden McClosky.</p>
<p>The nearly century-old levy has meant heirs can see as much as half of their inheritance go to the Internal Revenue Service.</p>
<p>A 2001 law phased in a series of changes in the tax. In 2007 and 2008, a tax of up to 45% will be levied on estates over $2 million. In 2009, the threshold will rise to $3.5 million. In 2010, the tax will be lifted completely for a year, but reinstated in 2011 at up to 55% on estates over $1 million.</p>
<p>What happens next is anyoneâ€™s guess. Last month, Senate Finance Committee Chairman Max Baucus (D., Mont.) sponsored an amendment to a budget blueprint that would permanently extend the 2009 rates. But the budget resolution is nonbinding, and its future is up in the air.</p>
<p>The Fatal Accident Estate Planning Service, the fictitious group circulating a joke brochure on the Internet, sums it up like this: â€œIf you donâ€™t die on time, your legatees could lose millions of dollars. We guarantee that you will turn into worm food in 2010 or we pay the estate tax. Thatâ€™s right. You donâ€™t have to worry about lingering comas or miraculous resuscitation attempts delaying your death and creating havoc for your executor.â€</p>
<p>Uncertainty has put a premium on keeping an estate plan up to date so changes in the law donâ€™t create unnecessary taxes or even change how assets are parceled out among beneficiaries, said Perry Ganz, an attorney at Tarlow Breed Hart &#038; Rodgers P.C. in Boston.<br />
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Rich or poor, facing up to making an estate plan means facing oneâ€™s mortality. Many advisers say that getting a client to focus on it is difficult under any circumstances.</p>
<p>Estate tax questions have provided yet another reason to balk, according to Len Adler, a wealth adviser in the Palm Beach, Fla., office of JPMorgan Private Bank.</p>
<p>Some held back in the hopes that an earlier Republican effort to repeal the tax would succeed. If the tax were to be repealed, why bother setting up trusts and other tools designed to pass assets on to heirs? Now, full repeal seems unlikely to many because of the recent Democratic victory in Congress.</p>
<p>â€œI think thereâ€™s less paralysis today than there was a few years ago, but thereâ€™s still enough uncertainty that itâ€™s getting in the way,â€ said Mr. Adler.</p>
<p>A boom in trusts â€” meant to reduce or avoid the gift tax â€” has been one result of the fog. People once willing to whittle down their taxable estates by giving away money to friends and family now arenâ€™t so willing. The logic: Donâ€™t give away money if the estate tax is about to be repealed.</p>
<p>The federal gift tax exemption allows a person to give away a lifetime total of as much as $1 million to friends, relatives or others without paying federal tax. One may also give away an unlimited number of annual gifts of $12,000 to any number of individuals without eating into the $1 million gift exclusion.</p>
<p>â€œThis was a fairly common strategy for affluent folk, but dipping into the gift tax exemption just to get money out of the estate, when the estate tax might be repealed didnâ€™t make sense to some people,â€ said Rande Spiegelman, vice president of financial planning at the Schwab Center for Investment Research.</p>
<p>GRATs, or grantor retained annuity trusts, have boomed as a way to give lucrative assets to family and friends without paying a hefty gift tax. A GRAT allows its owner to discount the taxable value of a gift, and is used to transfer appreciation on hedge funds, private equity, real estate and other assets without paying gift tax.<br />
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Beyond trusts and taxes is the living will. Many people he advises indicate they donâ€™t want life support if permanently unconscious or unlikely to recover, said Warren K. Racusin, a partner and co-chairman of the private client services group at McElroy, Deutsch, Mulvaney &#038; Carpenter LLP in Morristown, N.J. â€œShould there be an exception if youâ€™re right at the end of 2009?â€ said Mr. Racusin. â€œAnd the flip side is that, if itâ€™s December 31, 2010, is it appropriate to emphasize that the client doesnâ€™t want extraordinary measures taken to remain alive into 2011?â€</p>


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